Needless to say, I went home pretty soon after that! Then, with a squeal of pain, I jumped back up out of my seat, attracting the attention of anyone who wasn't already staring.
But without an audience! We were a little bit late as always so everyone was standing awaiting the arrival of the bride, we shuffled to our seats and stood until the bride had walked up the aisle.
Some of the stories, however, are mine — but now you'll never know which ones insert evil laugh here! We all know that no two brands have the same sizing and that boobs can grow or shrink depending on a whole load of factors, so personally I don't feel so bad about not knowing my size.